5 Reasons I hate Monday 24th November, 2008.

1. My aspirations of becoming an F1 driver were once again dashed.
2. A conscious decision to screw positive thinking leads me to climb back into bed after disappointment and feel sorry for myself in between naps for 3 hours.
3. Returning to the land of positivity, jumping out from the under the covers just to trip and fall as a result of the shit that has accumulated all over my bedroom.
4. Sketchy kebab for dinner.
5. Having to admit to defeat and ask for the answer.

5 Reasons Monday 24th November 2008 wasn't that bad.

1. My room is now spotless and an area of peace and tranquility.
2. The curry fried rice I ordered later on in secret.
3. Expanding my global vocabulary.
4. Santa Claus on my coke bottle.
5. My evening painting door frames with Nik whilst the boys lock us out of their male bonding time. Keith and Crofty...it's the principle. Think about it.