A friend of mine, he is quite special and spends alot of time playing addicting games in a trucker house far far from here. Well he suggested that I write a love letter. Because obviously if I wasn't willing to write lyrics or poetry, I'd be totally excited about writing a love letter. But for a laugh, here are my best attempts...

Dear boyfriend,

"Remember that time we shoplifted together? It was the moment you took my hand and we ran away from security together that I knew I wanted to be with you forever."

"I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you, with reference to our first meeting on 21st October. Our love affair would be on probation for 6months, and pending on compatibility would be made permanent. On completion of probation, there would be regular on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from boyfriend to spouse. I request that you would kindly respond within 21days of recieving this letter. It would be greatly appreciated if you could forward this onto your very cute lifeguard brother , if you do not wish to take up this offer."

"I love you. Oh baby, oh baby. You make me whole again. You are the wind beneath my wings. It's you in the morning, afternoon and night. I can't imagine life without you. Oh baby, oh baby"

Love debs xoxo

(I think I prefer chocolate and beer to love letters.)