Days off are beautiful things, right up there with Christmas trees and frosty mornings. But they disappear in no time. It's like how when you are a little kid excited for Santa and Christmas Eve goes on forever. You try to waste time watching the christmas movies on tv and you go to bed earlier than any other night in the year with no complaining. And then Christmas Day comes and it's over before you know it. No fair.

So what do you do on a day off. You start with coffee, go figure. You hate the coffee shop but get withdrawal symptoms your first morning without the smell of fresh ground coffee beans. Then you catch up on the TV you missed. Then you go to hospital and have them shoot beams of high energy electrons at your chest to make pretty black and white pictures of your skeleton. They charge you for telling you you're normal and for wearing their ugs hospital gowns.

Then you go back home, fall asleep accidentally on the sofa and waste 3hours of your glorious day off, cook some meatballs and spaghetti for dinner, write in your blog so your 3 regular readers know you're alive and still complaining, watch a christmas movie then go to sleep.

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