A beautiful sunny morning in Lisburn, a guilt-free lie in, big mug of coffee and fresh bagel with cream cheese with House on TV to stir up the brain cells. Today I will finish my book and write a short story with a happy ending Disney would be proud of.

Hold on. The sun just disappeared behind a cloud and the heavens opened, the room is quite dark and cold now. The torrential rain is messing with the satellite and I miss one of Hugh Laurie's classic lines. It all happened so quickly.

Hey the sun is back with his hat on. Carefree viewing resumes, coffee is a little luke-warm but who cares, it's a beautiful day just like Bono says. I have to go for a walk and read outside, I'll quickly put some shoes on.

Downstairs and ready to go and it is flipping raining again. Really hard. I can't take it anymore. Several sufferers of seasonal disorders have dropped dead in NI because their brains exploded from confusion.

All this madness happened in a matter of 30mins. What I'm trying to say is ROLL ON SUMMER. Noah, take back your torrential rain and Mr. Sun can set up house for a few months rent-free.